INT. OFFICE SPACE - EVENING
An extremely sleep-deprived HR sits and goes through a million portfolios. They are tired of not being able to find the right person. Mostly because they don't have the budget.
They notice an application for the role of Creative Director. The name reads SRISHWETHESHWER (a.k.a SRI). They decide to open the link to his website. It opens to a black screen. Slowly, some text starts to appear on the screen. They start to read the text.
HR
INT? What's that?
SRI
“INT” in a script means the scene happens
indoors. It’s short for “interior.”
HR
Ahh.
SRI
Yup. The more you know.
They wonder if this person, SRI, is trying to break the fourth wall just to be condescending, but quickly realise that this is his idea of humour. They scroll down and go through the rest of his portfolio and decide to hire him because ... personality?
Although you have to admit that there is something really demeaning about having to sell yourself on the internet ...
and yet, here I am.
Scroll down to see my work.
Hope you're done judging my skills with this very limited understanding of me.